February 27, 2008

EXPERIMENTS WITH OBJECTS

Answer the following questions about asparagus:

Is it diurnal or nocturnal?
What illness does it call to mind?
In what city does it live?
Is it happy or unhappy?
What might its profession be?
Is it capable of metamorphosis?
How does it get around?
With what historical figure can it be associated?
How would you kill it?
What scent goes with it?
Is it favourable to love?
What is its favourite song?

5 Comments:

Anonymous Lord KitchenKnife said...

Is it diurnal or nocturnal? NOCTURNAL

What illness does it call to mind?
LOVE

In what city does it live?
EVERY CITY

Is it happy or unhappy?
MIDDLE CLASS

What might its profession be?
STOMACH LINER

Is it capable of metamorphosis?
ONLY ONCE

How does it get around?
IN VANS

With what historical figure can it be associated?
CASANOVA

How would you kill it?
FEED IT TO THE DUCKS

What scent goes with it?
SNAKE PERSPIRATION

Is it favourable to love?
ALLEGEDLY

What is its favourite song?
GIRLS - THE MOMENTS

4:39 AM  
Anonymous Lord KitchenKnife said...

Is it diurnal or nocturnal? NOCTURNAL

What illness does it call to mind?
LOVE

In what city does it live?
EVERY CITY

Is it happy or unhappy?
MIDDLE CLASS

What might its profession be?
STOMACH LINER

Is it capable of metamorphosis?
ONLY ONCE

How does it get around?
IN VANS

With what historical figure can it be associated?
CASANOVA

How would you kill it?
FEED IT TO THE DUCKS

What scent goes with it?
SNAKE PERSPIRATION

Is it favourable to love?
ALLEGEDLY

What is its favourite song?
GIRLS - THE MOMENTS

4:39 AM  
Anonymous Lord KitchenKnife said...

Is it diurnal or nocturnal? NOCTURNAL

What illness does it call to mind?
LOVE

In what city does it live?
EVERY CITY

Is it happy or unhappy?
MIDDLE CLASS

What might its profession be?
STOMACH LINER

Is it capable of metamorphosis?
ONLY ONCE

How does it get around?
IN VANS

With what historical figure can it be associated?
CASANOVA

How would you kill it?
FEED IT TO THE DUCKS

What scent goes with it?
SNAKE PERSPIRATION

Is it favourable to love?
ALLEGEDLY

What is its favourite song?
GIRLS - THE MOMENTS

4:39 AM  
Anonymous Lord KitchenKnife said...

Is it diurnal or nocturnal? NOCTURNAL

What illness does it call to mind?
LOVE

In what city does it live?
EVERY CITY

Is it happy or unhappy?
MIDDLE CLASS

What might its profession be?
STOMACH LINER

Is it capable of metamorphosis?
ONLY ONCE

How does it get around?
IN VANS

With what historical figure can it be associated?
CASANOVA

How would you kill it?
FEED IT TO THE DUCKS

What scent goes with it?
SNAKE PERSPIRATION

Is it favourable to love?
ALLEGEDLY

What is its favourite song?
GIRLS - THE MOMENTS

4:39 AM  
Blogger Subconscious said...

Is it diurnal or nocturnal?
What illness does it call to mind?
In what city does it live? Long Island

Is it happy or unhappy? Indifferently happy

What might its profession be? Measuring things for profit

Is it capable of metamorphosis? When chewed and spat out

How does it get around? Horse back, no saddle

With what historical figure can it be associated? Napoleon, at age 3

How would you kill it? Lure it into a dark alley

What scent goes with it? Rotten tomatoes

Is it favourable to love? It knows no love, only envy

What is its favourite song? "That's Just The Way It Is" by Bruce Hornsby

4:33 PM  

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