EXPERIMENTS WITH OBJECTS

Answer the following questions about asparagus:

Is it diurnal or nocturnal?
What illness does it call to mind?
In what city does it live?
Is it happy or unhappy?
What might its profession be?
Is it capable of metamorphosis?
How does it get around?
With what historical figure can it be associated?
How would you kill it?
What scent goes with it?
Is it favourable to love?
What is its favourite song?