The things I take for granted
Lingerie saleswoman: "Would you like the thong that matches your bra?"
Me: "No, thank you."
Lingerie saleswoman: "Is it because you think they're uncomfortable?"
Me: "Um..."
Lingerie saleswoman: "Because I promise you'll get used to them."
Me: "I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to get used to your underwear."
Me: "No, thank you."
Lingerie saleswoman: "Is it because you think they're uncomfortable?"
Me: "Um..."
Lingerie saleswoman: "Because I promise you'll get used to them."
Me: "I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to get used to your underwear."
1 Comments:
:) that's what lingerie salespeople always say! or 'would you like an extra pair, just in case....'
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